Luke Skywalker, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and Yoda pose for a picture on the set of "Empire Strikes Back" in 1979. Bunch of kittens playing on a vacuum cleaner accidentally turn it on. RUN!! Drunk woman steals a ferry boat and yells, 'I'm Jack Sparrow.' Finally, an explanation of why BMW owners drive like assholes. Dillary Clump. No matter what you're going through, just remember, you started out a winner.